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I Might Not Be Jesus, But I Stand Up on Water Tote Bag – Stand Up, Ride Strong

$22.18 USD

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Size 13" × 13'' 16" × 16'' 18" × 18''

Color Black Red White Beige Navy

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For those who love to stand tall on the waves, the "I Might Not Be Jesus, But I Stand Up on Water" Tote Bag is the perfect blend of humor and adrenaline. Featuring a playful and bold design, this tote is a must-have for anyone who enjoys the rush of stand-up jetskiing. Whether you're hitting the waves or just making a statement, this bag is sure to turn heads and spark conversations.

Crafted from durable 100% polyester, this tote is as tough as your stand-up jetskiing skills. The spacious design with boxed corners and reinforced handles makes it the ideal choice for carrying your gear. Plus, the water-resistant interior keeps your items safe while you're out living your best life. Choose from five vibrant handle colors to express your unique style.

Product Features:
✅ Durable & Lightweight: Made from premium 100% polyester for everyday adventures
✅ Spacious & Functional: Boxed corners provide extra room for your essentials
✅ Reinforced Handles: Extra stitching ensures strength and comfort while carrying
✅ Water-Resistant Interior: Keeps your belongings safe and dry
✅ Bold Design: Features the fun "I Might Not Be Jesus, But I Stand Up on Water" graphic
✅ Customizable Look: Available in five vibrant handle colors to match your personality

Care Instructions:
🧼 Remove all items before cleaning
🧼 Pretreat stains with a gentle stain remover
🧼 Clean with warm water and mild detergent using a soft cloth or brush
🧼 Let the bag air dry for best results

Stand tall, ride strong, and show off your love for stand-up jetskiing with the "I Might Not Be Jesus, But I Stand Up on Water" Tote Bag—the perfect accessory for anyone who knows that standing up on water is a real skill!

Materials

100% polyester

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

We offer free shipping within the United States for all orders. We will process and ship your order within 3-5 business days of receiving it, depending on the product. Once your order has shipped, we will send you a confirmation email with tracking information. Please note that shipping times may vary based on your location.

Returns

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase from The Jetski House, every item is printed on demand, tailored exclusively for you. Due to this personalized nature of our products, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for non-defective items. Please carefully review your order and the size charts before making a purchase.

Defective Items:

In the unlikely event that you receive a defective or damaged item, please contact us within 7 days of receiving your order at crew@thejetskihouse.com. We'll be glad to assist you and resolve the issue promptly.

Custom Designs

We take pride in providing custom design options for our customers. However, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for custom-designed items unless they are defective or damaged.