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I Might Not Be Jesus, But I Stand Up on Water – Bold Graphic Hoodie for Jetski Lovers

$44.28 USD

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I MIGHT NOT BE JESUS, BUT I STAND UP ON WATER! ✨ If your idea of walking on water involves a jetski at full throttle, this unisex hoodie is for you! Designed for riders who live for the thrill, it’s crafted from a heavyweight cotton-poly blend to keep you warm and comfortable. Featuring a spacious kangaroo pocket for convenience, an adjustable drawstring hood, and no side seams for a sleek fit, this hoodie is perfect for hitting the waves or relaxing after an epic ride.

Product Features:

Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience
Adjustable drawstring hood for a cozy, custom fit
No side seams for a sleek, stylish look
Heavyweight 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for all-day comfort
Ethically produced with a low environmental impact

For those who don’t just ride the waves—they own them! 🚤✨

Materials

50% cotton

50% polyester

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

We offer free shipping within the United States for all orders. We will process and ship your order within 3-5 business days of receiving it, depending on the product. Once your order has shipped, we will send you a confirmation email with tracking information. Please note that shipping times may vary based on your location.

Returns

We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase from The Jetski House, every item is printed on demand, tailored exclusively for you. Due to this personalized nature of our products, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for non-defective items. Please carefully review your order and the size charts before making a purchase.

Defective Items:

In the unlikely event that you receive a defective or damaged item, please contact us within 7 days of receiving your order at crew@thejetskihouse.com. We'll be glad to assist you and resolve the issue promptly.

Custom Designs

We take pride in providing custom design options for our customers. However, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for custom-designed items unless they are defective or damaged.